Did that mean guy break you heart? Then simply do his best friend.

Kittens are evil and must be punished. Kittens do not accept God.

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You are worth it, Gandalf. You deserve a great hair.

I just found my fiance cheating on me and this is my rant. Going to get drunk now.

If you ever had a moustache, you know how hard it is to keep it dry and clean while drinking coffee.

You have to know your shit and if you are shit. Apparently some other words too.

I wonder if Facefood has a Facebook page.

I ended up going to Burger King for Valentine's. Sadly, my date was not impressed.

Ever wondered what all those conductors are actually doing? Now you know.