Just look at this lovely lady. Ain't got nothing caused by smoking.

You have to pay for the ride. And money won't save you this time around.

You know I'm right so let me just explain it to you until you agree with me.

I got those so I could see exaclty what muscles I'm using at the gym.

Barbie has to age sometime, don't you think so?

Every party starts off cool, then alcohol kicks in, then before you know it you wake up in a ditch.

Now you can place your cup in this great little plastic holder. Or simply leave it on the table.

I saw cat written on it so I figured it was for me.

Ever wondered how snakes hug? Now you know.

Oh great, it's an ATM. Now we can all get ripped off right now.