I'm going to make real men out of you after this day.

Sticker positioning fail. This new magazine isn't going to sell any copies now.

Our love is definitely not infinite, it's just a waste of time.

Good think we taught the cat to use the shutter button. WHo ever heard of the timer function?

French wine in a can: for men who will never be gentlemen.

Wath out, the end is nearer than you think. OMG, here it is!

When life gives you complicated decisions, just stick with what your heart tells you.

This man takes care of me, unlike you. Just look at how good we look together.

When grandma goes shopping this is what she gets.

I couldn't care less. It's still called a mouse so I'm fine with it.