When you are going to flip her off, do it with style.

No use looking at this wall clock because time as you very well know, is relative.

Yeah, suck that electricity right out of me.

The intern is on the path to become our new system admin. Don't feed him.

Remember that first romantic and magical moment when I told you to shut up?

Do you want to make illogical calculus by not wearing a condom?

Did you really need to keep your phone in your hands while riding this? You deserve it.

You should certainly receive an award for your sacrifice.

Those damn women make everything harder for men.

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