Space bar is the final frontier.

Just look at her, she seems really nice and she has experience.

In case someone gets any smart ideas, my baby is prepared to retaliate.

This is certainly the last time he will pass out at a party. Ever.

I'm the greatest tattoo artist in the business.

That's one way to do it. Another would be to simply use the microwave oven.

We each lost the jobs we all knew and loved.

I couldn't ride my poodle so I did what I could with this horse.

Our car wash offers the est hand job in town. Money back guarantee.

Every time I get a little curious and I take a look in the trash my master forces me to walk all day with this sign around my neck. It's humiliating.