Having too much exotic food today? Take one of these and neutralize your farts.
Graduation day? Why should I get a proper haircut?
When I grow up I'm going to be a professional photographer! No... no you're not.
The fools shall feel my wrath for their errors once I have awaken.
I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.
A great way to keep people out of the room.