Christ has just spoken his thoughts on the matter.

For any idiots trying to open a box of milk at the bottom.

The awful truth about house cleaning.

Why was this pole installed in front of out marquee?

No, it's not milk, it's a special blend of cow.

Eat more bacon and have more sex. They both go together.

So sharp that even pidgeons get cut in half.

Just look at what I've caught. These new rods are amazing.

What are you looking at? I've paid my ticket so leave me alone.

Just look what I'm capable of when I'm really angry.