The geek has identified itself.

Do not talk like this to a geek.

Just let them jump the last few centimeters, we don't care.

Want to scare all your friends? Want to make them think you are cruel to animals? Place this magnet on your fridge and see the results.

The scientific version of the creation of light.

Promoting illegal downloading in the store.

Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.

The printer is jamming all night long. Just like Bob Marley.

This is how you know when you got a fat ass.

Homo sex is a sin. There, I fixed it!