It's priceless, worth more than all the money I lost today.

Pretty logic statement right here.

I think you may have gotten those tags mixed up.

Glad I had the foresight to write this down before I passed out.

To put it into simpler terms, this train is really screwed.

Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.

There is no more room for you in the bed. Find some other place.

Certainly it was a pervert who designed this playground slide.

Being smart is better than wearing a shirt that mocks algebra.

You will just have to suffer the inability to write in black.