The poncho that is great for space walks and rain.

Rafting is the best time to start practicing rock moves.

May this tank be safe from danger and kill every human soul within a 10 mile radius. In the name of god!

Finally he takes his turn to drive.

Monkeys sure know what to grab at the right moment.

Mondays are so full of it.

Didn't the author ever read the front cover? Or his name?

I only have sex on days beginning with "T".

The old TV is useful after all.

Unfortunately we don't sell any sex, just coffee.