We aren't going anywhere, we're just loading passengers on.

We are just stating the obvious because we can state the obvious.

Please set me on fire so I may be permitted to smoke.

Admit it, you'll watch any movie just to sit inside.

Get your pizza here and receive a free raping session.

Impress everybody with your large flash stick.

That's the way to catch a hipster.

Thought you were just going to sit here didn't ya? Move those legs!

On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.

You know when to start loosing weight when you can climb down from your window on a stack of pizza boxes.