Keep in mind to open the pizza box BEFORE eating the pizza.

You might want to reconsider placing the stairs there.

Come here to get a nice tan. Only 25$ for 5 minutes.

Remember when we used to carry around floppy disks?

This is what you look like right now.

Just sit on each other's laps and quit complaining.

Everything looks great in the cubicle.

If all else fails, use the normal fan.

Take a good look because this is your last ride.

Your free doom is this way.