He's still using Yahoo! mail? Unbelievable!

Someone killed the french fries.

And they took 2 spots, the bastards!

Adult outlet: please park in rear.

Although I drive a Toyota, I can tell you to buy American products.

If you are in the surveillance van, at least have the brains to give your wireless network a different name.

Now you can have a full keyboard on your Mac.

You will want to kill the person who designed this elevator each time you come home after a night of heavy drinking.

An awesome way to serve a sausage with mashed potatoes.

Make sure those lights work properly before transmitting the wrong message.