No use having a cast if I can't do something useful like opening a beer with it.
Having a girlfriend with you on those sunny summer days sure has its benefits.
Let's grab some beers and drink to his honor. He deserves at least that much respect.
And remember to bring beer. Always bring beer no matter what.
It helps ugly chicks get laid. It is also an alternative to makeup, being fit or interesting. With enough beers you can be the girl of his dreams.
This is what every car owner should have in his own car.
Don't worry, this way consuming alcohol while taking a bath is perfectly safe.
I am not allowed to take this mask off, I don't have a mouth and I need a beer. Got a better idea?
The misheard lyrics from the Beatles are coming to light at last.
This is absolutely not a beer bottle. Under no circumstances can beer exist in this bottle. Sounds legit.