Hahahaha, you've got a serious problem. How'd you get up there, and why are they drinking beer?
Honey... You're too violent, I told you!
Have a few extra empty beer cans laying around? Then build yourself a windchime. Just like a regular redneck.
Pay double and get a beer for free. That sounds great!
Why should I simply lay down with my neck on the track? I want to live every moment of it.
Just take a beer bag and add cold water. Instant beer, instant happiness.
This is the best method of keeping time in a pub. To keep the watch up to date just order another beer.
Don't want to go out into the woods without my trusty utility belt.
This is why it's always a good idea to keep empty bottles of water around the house.
In about one second someone will have to go home and change.