It's obviously that he's growing up really fast.

Drinking one beer, peeing 4 beers. You know it's true!

Baby, baby... Beer... HUH?! Oh, well, I've been drinking beers for quite a while, excuse me ladies!

You know what to do, you've read what to do... Hide the beer! The cops are here!

Or... not. She's working and they're drinking... well that could be a real problem, 5 minutes after this pic has been taken.

Hahahaha, you've got a serious problem. How'd you get up there, and why are they drinking beer?

Honey... You're too violent, I told you!

Have a few extra empty beer cans laying around? Then build yourself a windchime. Just like a regular redneck.

Pay double and get a beer for free. That sounds great!

Why should I simply lay down with my neck on the track? I want to live every moment of it.