If you are carrying any beverages with you I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate them and drink them myself.
Come and get your free beer right now. There's only one little problem we have to deal with first. The little house on the left.
It looks like he has a belly problem. Probably it's the beer's fault.
You seem to have a drinking problem... Are you okay dude? Hahah
A rainbow begins with a beer. Well, let's not take this too literally, of course.
That's not beer pong, that's just... misunderstood.
Sometimes, saving water can be as funny as this. So... drink beer!
Sorry officer, must finish the beer first, talk to you after.
Okay, I'll drink one beer and then I'm going home.
Awww, that's very sweet. I love you too beer, I really do.