Want to make your phone disappear overnight? Just grab it on the way to the pub and make sure at least 15 beers end up on your tab.
You can't enjoy a decent rodeo without having a beer pouch on your belly.
Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.
Have nothing to talk about? Why peel off this label when you can talk about that huge tuna you've caught with your bare hands?
The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.
Our beer means nothing for Germans.
Remember all the things your mom told you not to do? Well she's not here so why worry?
Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.
Wife told me to go get some milk. I'm not sure what flavor she wanted so I should get all of them just in case.
Looks like pops is getting ready for another bingo night.