I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.
Definitely not a hiding place for my beer. Go search someplace else.
Your little drinking problem is getting ridiculously small. You can't keep drinking like this for the rest of your life!
Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.
Have nothing to talk about? Why peel off this label when you can talk about that huge tuna you've caught with your bare hands?
The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.