I think I found my calling. I need to spend all my time with them.

Where there's no beer there's breakfast. I cannot eat without any beer around.

It seems that saying this doesn't help very much.

I'm going to wait for this guy to load everything, then cut him off and hit the brakes.

Shoot that beer out of your system.

No use having a cast if I can't do something useful like opening a beer with it.

Having a girlfriend with you on those sunny summer days sure has its benefits.

Let's grab some beers and drink to his honor. He deserves at least that much respect.

And remember to bring beer. Always bring beer no matter what.

It helps ugly chicks get laid. It is also an alternative to makeup, being fit or interesting. With enough beers you can be the girl of his dreams.