Just take a beer bag and add cold water. Instant beer, instant happiness.

This is the best method of keeping time in a pub. To keep the watch up to date just order another beer.

Don't want to go out into the woods without my trusty utility belt.

This is why it's always a good idea to keep empty bottles of water around the house.

In about one second someone will have to go home and change.

Want to have a quick beer at work and worried about what others might say? Check this solution.

Who would ever go out without a beer and a gun?

No worries, better drink this through the shirt than have the decency to take it off first.

Good luck explaining this to the officer who stopped you.

In Ireland you have the breakfast of champions.