The ultimate watch
This is how you keep track of time in a pub.
This is how you can catch an unsuspecting man.
Look mate, you should wash your hair. Oh wait, nevermind that.
Beer contains alcohol
These items probably contain alcohol.
Dad of the year award
The police better make those bastards send him his share of cash, beer and meat.
I forgot what we are protesting
Doesn't matter what the protest is all about, the free beer is all that counts.