There is only one sure way to find out if a cat is male or female.

This sticker will protect the car at all times.

You can rely on me that I'll get you to safety.

Good luck getting your car out before everyone else does.

Just buy one of those and leave your car unlocked.

They blocked my wheel so I just left it there.

If you lose your virginity in this vehicle it's your fault. You have been warned.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

It's probably easier to just wait until spring.

I took the snowman for a ride. Hope he manages to hang on until I get back home.