You have been warned. Stick driving noob here.

I love my penis and I'm not afraid to show it.

A great Durex advertising sticker for all the parents out there.

The new, top of the line seats from Recaro. They come in Barbie pink too.

How does it feel to go slower than a Lego car on the highway?

The Dodge was too manly for my wife so it needed a woman's touch in the front.

Take a good look because this is your last ride.

Do not want to know what happens when it rains.

Don't need no GPS. I got Jesus to guide me.

Get your fast food from some pig.