One whole cent. Can't even imagine what to do with all that money.

Can't afford to go to a tanning salon? Just open your window and let nature do its job.

Yeah, stop preaching about life's problems and simply buy another ice cream cone.

Save money and support the local business. Buy our home made condoms with a 10 year guarantee.

Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.

try the new Nike shoes. Light weight, comfortable and extremely cheap.