That sign will surely protect your kid from that drunk driver.

Stop screaming and just sit there tight while I take this photo.

Hold on kids, your mother and I need to get down to business right now.

Can you eat an entire child? Then try this child size burrito. If you can eat it, it's free.

Hope to God that that is a toy right there.

When I grow up I'm going to be a professional photographer! No... no you're not.

Is this the place where Victoria keeps her secret?

I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Remember these basic rules: shred only paper, not your pet or children.

Please mom, can't we just take the car this time?