This kid is going to learn the hard way not to mess with the cat's tail unless you are ready to take on some claws on your hand.

My daughter is certainly going places when she'll be older. Non-engineering places that is.

Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.

And this was just 4 seconds into the ride.

Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.

I am totally getting this suction cup. Imagine how easy it will be to pick up my child off the ground.

They said I could be anything. So my dream is to become a dog.

If you don't check yourself then allow me to do it for you. Just to be safe.

One of the reasons I hated when dad took me out on a bike ride.

We train you to abuse your child. How else can you do it?