Dear grampa Larry
An unusual perception of death.
Slow and fat children
Being fat and eating ice cream surely makes you slow.
Whoever has a kid must get one of those buttons.
Blind child area
It's not such a good idea to put this sign in the area.
So how do I use this?
You must be THIS tall to be able to pee in public toilets.
Shut up while I'm driving
You have to shut up while I'm driving, woman!
The kid is safe
Good thing you remembered to wear a helmet. Who cares about the child? She won't get hurt.
Someone should call child protection ASAP.
Just let me blow these candles myself. And by the way, your singing sucks.
I want in on the action
I'm a grownup man and I am able to paddle just like you guys.