Dear grampa Larry
  
  
    
      An unusual perception of death.
    
   
 
  Slow and fat children
  
  
    
      Being fat and eating ice cream surely makes you slow.
    
   
 
  Mute button
  
  
    
      Whoever has a kid must get one of those buttons.
    
   
 
  Blind child area
  
  
    
      It's not such a good idea to put this sign in the area.
    
   
 
  So how do I use this?
  
  
    
      You must be THIS tall to be able to pee in public toilets.
    
   
 
  Shut up while I'm driving
  
  
    
      You have to shut up while I'm driving, woman!
    
   
 
  The kid is safe
  
  
    
      Good thing you remembered to wear a helmet. Who cares about the child? She won't get hurt.
    
   
 
  Bad parents
  
  
    
      Someone should call child protection ASAP.
    
   
 
  Stop singing
  
  
    
      Just let me blow these candles myself. And by the way, your singing sucks.
    
   
 
  I want in on the action
  
  
    
      I'm a grownup man and I am able to paddle just like you guys.