Unfortunately, he's not your dad. I just had to let that one slip.

Sometimes I wonder how dad managed to park here.

I guess you can ask each of them who is your daddy.

We are trapped with this stink bomb. Please help us!

I am ready to be a dad. Hold on, I'll fix that for you.

It's obvious. No DNA needed, true, true, true.

Don't you just love when you see an awesome dad? Oh yeah... You won the internet mister!

Drive the car, but don't fly the car. Got it, son? If not, check the speedometer again!

It's obviously that this man will never make a baby again... never, ever, never.

Dad is so useless. Hist only job is to direct you to your mom.