Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.
Let's just live until we die.
Get ready to shake hands with all your friends in Hell. That's the worst thing that can come out of this and it doesn't sound bad at all. So why worry?
Mind as well face it: you are completely dead to us from now on. Goodbye.
Seems that people from UK think Canada is just another video game.
Get me back to my Enterprise so I can rest in peace.
Why risk dying when you can just relax and let others work.
If you think you are having a bad day, imagine being this doctor and having a 300% mortality rate.
Don't blush, Death. Everybody needs some flirting from time to time.
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