For bored people here is the perfect activity. Break glass and sweep up broken glass.

This is serious. We'll send a squad car over there to arrest that ugly girl.

It is always a good idea to start break dancing in case of an emergency.

Know your priorities in case of fire. Do not tweet before exiting the building!

So, where are those damn buttons?

Just make sure you have the key when there's an emergency.

Just pray that it isn't reinforced concrete.

If you see someone drown the first thing you need to do is laugh out loud. Then you might try to call 911.

In other words you are pretty screwed if your car broke down right here.