When you use a corkscrew to open up a simple bottle cap then maybe you shouldn't be drinking anything else.

Don't want to move your car? No worries, we will just work around it.

Well go ahead, this juice ain't going to suck itself.

I don't want to be behind this guy when that avalanche starts, but I do want to be next to him to catch the moment on camera.

Is grandma taking eye selfies again? Or is she still learning how to hold the camera?

A good reason not to use Google Translate for your international English instructions.

Remember to apply the sun cream evenly all over your face. Or else end up looking like this girl.

I don't think the designers gave too much thought on this children's slide on the playground. Should we fill the whole on the bottom with water? Or add some sharks to make things more interesting?

Proud to be Sam's father. Putting this retard in his place is worth it!

The parents of 2013 are complete retards. And this is unquestionable proof to that statement.