Heeeey! You aren't my real father! You're a step ladder!

Hulk.... My name is Yoda, and I am your father.... Also, welcome to Jackass! Hahahah. GRRRRRR!!!! HULK DON'T KNOW JOKE, HULK SMASH YOUR HEAD!

Well... the truth is, the teacher didn't knew his father... or did she? hahahah!

Hahahah. The poor guy fell asleep and his daughters thought he'd like some tattoos, sweet!

Son, you represent every ounce of bad luck in my life, so stop complaining about the mirror.

iPod, it is time to meet your real father.

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

I believe that my father is on to me.

If I promise I won't steal it ever again will you forgive me?

I only have 2 beautiful kids, get lost you ugly kid!