I will not be your father
A great condom punchline.
My baby's the shit
Matching father and son tshirts.
Remember those names
A great way to keep track of who is who when they are too young.
We haven't come a long way haven't we?
Father of the month
What a great way to spend the afternoon with your baby. Console games are awesome!
Is that your school assignment
No dad, that's just a virus that was automatically downloaded from the internet.