I'm just moving out and need this ladder. How else am I going to take it there?
Let's just get some bamboo tied together and three men for an extension. Now that's proper equipment.
So how are we going to take this ladder home? Just place it in the car? Are you sure it will fit in?
Heeeey! You aren't my real father! You're a step ladder!
We didn't have enough money to buy a proper tree so this old ladder we keep in the basement should do just fine.
What was this ladder for, anyway? Surely nobody will miss it so why bother moving it?
Just hold your wheelchair with one hand and climb with the other. See, it's not that hard.
Don't worry, it's safe. I've done this dozens of times and I'm a professional.
If you don't have money to buy yourself a normal Christmass tree, just use your ladder and some lights.
You see your neighbour hanging on the roof with a fallen ladder underneath. What do you do?
A) You help him out.
B) You get your camera and take a photo.