Once you are fat and motionless we are finally going to be together forever.

At least I get some dates. It could have been worse.

A sound dating advice from neckbeard guy. He knows what he's saying.

We want girlfriends, but first we need to finish this level.

You are so alone that Facebook even takes away notifications from you.

Please sign me in to these drug tests. I am up for it anytime.

On the bright side you won't need a hat to keep your head warm.

I can never understand art. But I do understand that I am extremely talented.

At least I can live with myself and I accept me for who I am. Alone

They keep on waiting when they see me rolling.