Stop screaming and just sit there tight while I take this photo.

Hold on kids, your mother and I need to get down to business right now.

I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Someone people should not be allowed to procreate.

What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.

A great Durex advertising sticker for all the parents out there.

Good thing you remembered to wear a helmet. Who cares about the child? She won't get hurt.

Someone should call child protection ASAP.

Sit still until I finish my work or you are going to spend a lot more time up there.