Oh, what an unexpected surprise. You don't say!

Stop here to brake check for free.

That will surely prevent them from ever looking into someone else's paper. And also make them look silly in the process.

Please sign me in to these drug tests. I am up for it anytime.

That's an A for creativity right there. And an F for biology.

We test your DNA on the fly. Find out who is your daddy.

As a teacher, I am in desperate need of this.

It's none of your business how I know the color. I'm simply smart and able to figure it out on my own.

Well, don't you just love those surprise tests? Yeah, me neither. But we are always really surprised.

Quite an epic test. One beer for the one who's test it is.