This is what I always imagine things would look like when seeing all those Uber symbols in the app.

The first thing I would ask this guy after pulling him over is where is he heading.

Yeah, I know it looks weird, but we needed to move this rock, it's too heavy to lift in the car and we don't have a pickup truck. Any other ideas?

Just bring some cardboard and the front door and we'll surely come up with something cheaper.

Oh,you modified an old gangster car and fitted a 500hp engine? That sounds extremely safe and we'll let you drive it as long as you like. Just don't bring any of that fancy last generation sports car. Those weird engineers have no idea what's going on so it could be extremely dangerous on the streets.

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when she talks on the phone while driving.

Now you can feel right at home when opening your van.

It did not fit inside, so we simply cut a hole in the door. No biggy.

Probably the girl version of the Batmobile, but still awesome, hah. Imagine Batman riding this thing.