I would go to the bathroom, but it's foggy so I'll wait until the sky is clear.

Congratulations, Laura! You've grown into a fully fledged house wife!

I believe this was supposed to be mixed with some milk before being served. But I'm not an expert in concrete.

Remember to take it easy on the gas pedal when transporting passengers in this car.

Honey, I think we're getting lunch here. Looks like they're running a special today.

Clearly I will want this classic Italian style, with a misspelled brand, 2 distinct logos and also an uncentered one.

I didn't even get my coffee yet and they're apologizing. Wonder what they did to my coffee.

Remember to dry your hands before pulling on the towel that you will use to dry your hands. We all love logic!

OK, lipstick was applied sideways, it happens to the best of us. But being earless at the same time?

Looks like I'm on my diet today.