iPhone and iPad pics are so last Tuesday. Now it's time to go to the next level.

This is the "after" picture I've been wanting to see.

Hey buddy, we're trying to take a picture here. Show some respect.

If you are going to have an argument with this guy at least don't leave your car on the ground.

Fire breaks out. Go outside and climb down the fire escape. Fire escape suddenly ends. Jump.

Hold on, sweety. Mommy has to take a Facebook profile picture.

Unattended hipsters will be escorted outside the premises. Please look after your hipster if you wish to bring him here.

This will certainly end bad sooner or later.

Keep turning your phone off then back on. That usually does the trick.

The forever alone kid was spotted today at the playground.