Go on, it's been scientifically proven that touching them reduces stress and boosts happiness.

I'm donating orgasms all day long, ladies.

Get a quick appointment with Jesus by texting. You can even bring your friends from your car with you.

The inside of the oven is surely not as hot as the outside handle bar. This is what happends when women don't spend enough time in the kitchen.

I don't really care what the school should do, I'm not getting pregnant ever.

Someone is going to be taught a hard lesson about recoil.

It's time to close those legs, Britney. Enough is enough.

Just make sure you find me a nice looking head for this photo.

Napoleon was also known for his lavish parties.

The Amish have their own version of everything. In today's episode,check out their Segway.