I'd hit it, I'd hit it like there's no other tomato in the world.

A smile is all you need. Except in certain circumstances.

That exact look on your face after spending all that money on her...

Just take a beer bag and add cold water. Instant beer, instant happiness.

It works like this too. Why should I open it?

For the romantic fat-ass that you really are.

This mirror won't help you this time. You are ugly as hell.

Just sit there and don't move. This will probably take about an hour or so.

I can't see the ball, I can't see the ball!

Spaceship blastoff is a worthy cause. I need money for fuel.