I couldn't leave this baby sitting on the shelf. It was a bargain.

I think I look great with this on, don't you think?

So are you going to wipe and risk touching the spider or just walk away slowly?

This guy always shows up in the neighborhood after the flooding.

Even flies deserve some investigations after death.

This is a great way to prevent other people from stealing your pen.

You call this art? This doesn't look like me at all!

I need more money for my clothes. I can't do simple math or use basic logic but I need more money!

You are certainly going to turn some heads when entering the dance floor with this.

Certainly can't have one without the other.