I'm just like the president so please spare a change if you voted for him.

Where did that dog go now?

Do you really want to pee here? Think twice before we remove your balls.

Don't interrupt me while I'm at the computer doing... things.

Warning. Female user detected that should have been in the kitchen.

We just wanted to remind you that you really need to wash it. Seriously.

I'm not kidding. I'll kick your ass if you won't pay me.

You don't like the way I roll? Then you can all go and suck them.

They are so comfortable and I can even carry stuff inside them. Perfect!

I don't look like a walking cardboard box, this is fashion.