The truths about certain traits of each sex.

And just where do you think you are going?

Duct tape sure is perfect for everything, even for split screen video games.

This is how you can catch an unsuspecting man.

You should work out if you want to be eaten last.

My pacman is going to eat your nipples.

We know you are going to steal it anyway so why not just come clean with it.

Look who popped out of that green pipe.

If you are going to park there, at lease use only one spot.

At least the paint job looks nice.