It's so hard to remember which is which. Better put a memo on the speaker so I can complain later that I don't hear anything.

We have a thing called the Internet. Please stop wasting stuff.

There's a lot you can do at the ATMs in China. Even playing solitaire is possible.

Sure it's a pain to keep it clean and rat free but I save lots on clothes.

Looks like South Africa just conquered some new territories.

It's not such a good idea to put this sign in the area.

When you just have to get all that dirt off your skin there's nothing like a good old excavator.

Nobody;s better then us because we are just pure awesome.

So are you really getting enough or do you want more?

There better be not cats around here or we'll take care of them.