Apart from freezing to death, this is another reason to keep your bike in your garage in winter.

This is what happends when you ride your bike too fast.

That bike will certainly be there when the owner gets back.

I'm just going to ride this train like a boss.

You don't like the way I roll? Then you can all go and suck them.

So how do you get that bike down from there?

Just don't eat it until you get to your destination.

Please mom, can't we just take the car this time?

Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.

The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.