Apart from freezing to death, this is another reason to keep your bike in your garage in winter.
This is what happends when you ride your bike too fast.
That bike will certainly be there when the owner gets back.
You don't like the way I roll? Then you can all go and suck them.
Just don't eat it until you get to your destination.
The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.