That guy is really inventive but also really thirsty. I'd drink a glass of wine too. Hahah
Probably a fail or maybe a epic trolling win? Hmm... Don't know.
It's quite an interesting idea but... nope, thanks.
Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!
The definition of 5 minutes is very.. dangerous. I'll be home in 5 minutes is exactly the 5 minutes in I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
Don't try to grow up, it's a trap.... Oh, kids, kids....
I trust this signature, there's no way this is fake. No way, no way, no way.
You thought it would be innovative but... pal, really wrong choice!
This guy's really busy.... He'll eventually go out. Sometimes.
Come on, just stay there and I will take care of you. Don't worry!