Eat more bacon and have more sex. They both go together.

The difference between what you want, what you need and what you have.

Do you feel like a screw or a nut?

I only have sex on days beginning with "T".

Unfortunately we don't sell any sex, just coffee.

Math sure gets interesting when sex is involved.

In the end it's all about boobs.

Just another way to insult every sign reader.

These are the standard rating equations for opposite sexes.

Yahoo answers prooves again the extent of human stupidity. Luckly someone gives the best answer possible.