Some plantnapper has clearly been through our office lately.
We know it is annoying so just ignore it and carry on.
Probably your mom keeps cleaning after you. We'll make sure to give her a call and let her know she can come over and pick up your garbage.
Reminding you to do your daily checklists once per day. You know, since they are daily!
That one guy had the worst chicken"kabob" experience and made sure that Yelp knew about it. Why don't you try to see how bad it really is?
The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.
Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.
This guy is really pushing his luck. I'd better call the cops.
Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?