Under no circumstances are you to enter the swimming pool dressed.
Today our restaurant will demotivate you completely.
Probably not a good idea to take a pic of this sign with a mouthful.
Let's just help you out there in the restroom. What do you say? Need an extra hand?
You thought it was that easy to walk into Mordor? Think again!
What a down to earth, decent guy. We should all embrace the cause he's supporting.
Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.