That one guy had the worst chicken"kabob" experience and made sure that Yelp knew about it. Why don't you try to see how bad it really is?

The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.

Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.

This guy is really pushing his luck. I'd better call the cops.

Just ask one of the girls from our staff to come and help you place the weights back on their places. And no worries, you won't be ending up on YouTube or anything.

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?

Great advertising and straight to the point. Why not buy some candy?

Just be sincere, you are pretty bad at holding your phone in your hand. And that's what you need us for.

Trespassers will be hidden, but we are getting a bit tired of all this.