I'm confused. Am I supposed to do something? Am I supposed not to do something? I guess I'll simply stand here on these rails with my hands raised and contemplate the meaning of this sign.

That's some good advertising!

Restrooms are only available after calling the police. Certainly there's someone in the department that loves answering these kind of requests.

Anyone fancy some 69? Right through this door please!

If you leave your child unattended you will get so much more when you eventually pick him up.

From the guys that put "man" in mandate.

This is a totally private fence. Make sure there are no signs at all times.

If Netflix started with DVDs, you can be sure that pursuing your dreams is well worth it.

Just doing what the sign says.

With a name such as this it was clear that we would end up here sooner or later.