Under no circumstances are you to enter the swimming pool dressed.
Today our restaurant will demotivate you completely.
Probably not a good idea to take a pic of this sign with a mouthful.
It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.
Another reassuring evidence that skipping school will certainly get you a flipping burgers job.
Let's just help you out there in the restroom. What do you say? Need an extra hand?
You thought it was that easy to walk into Mordor? Think again!
If you are a fly then just ignore this sign and have a seat on one of those great looking leaves right here.
What a down to earth, decent guy. We should all embrace the cause he's supporting.
Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.